blogEmo Song - By xDimax
I'm a little emo, short and wispHere is my blade, and here is my wristWhen i get all depressed hear me cry"Slit my wrist and…
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10 things losers do on myspace:
ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who…
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